Wq/tn/Tina Fey
Elizabeth Stamantina Fey (yo o tshotsweng ka Motsheganong 18 1970) ke motlaetsi yo o itsegeng thata ka go nna mokwadi wa ntlha wa mosadi wa tlhogo mo Lenaneong la Matlhatso Bosigo mmogo le go nna motshwari wa Ntšhwafatso ya Mafelobeke.
Dikao tsa metlae ya Ntšhwafatso ya Mafelobeke e e buiwang ke Fey
[edit | edit source]- (Typical signoff) Robala sentle, mme o nne le ka moso o o monate.
- Ashlee Simpson o dirile tiragatso e e kgethegileng kwa Mall ya Amerika mo bekeng eno. Dipego tse di tswang kwa go ba ba neng ba le teng di bolela gore lefelo le ne le tletse gotlhelele; Ke raya ka thwaafalo, batho ba ne ba tshwana le di-sardine, lebota le lebota, go ne go tshwanetse ga nna le di le lesome...botlhe ba kgoromeleditswe kwa godimo kgatlhanong le serala se segolo se ba neng ba se aga...mo lebokosong la janitor. Ka gonne o a anya.[nopolo e a tlhokega]
- Le fa go nnile le tirisodikgoka e e thunyang kwa Banka ya West mo bekeng eno, barerisani ba sa ntse ba na le tsholofelo ya gore kopano e e tshegediwang ke U.S. e ka fedisa kgotlhang eno. Badiredibagolo ba Iseraele le Palestina ba re ba tlhoafaletse go saena tumalano gore ba kgone go e ina mo peterolong, ba e tshuba ka molelo le go e latlhelana.[citation needed]
- Tom Cruise le Nicole Kidman ba re go kgaogana ga bone ke ga kagiso, mme ba batla gore mongwe le mongwe a itse gore morago ga gore tlhalo e nne ya makgaolakgang, bana ba bone ba babedi ba ba godisitsweng ba tla busediwa kwa lephateng la dithulaganyo kwa Universal Studios.
- Ratoropo wa New York e bong Rudy Giuliani o boetse a bontsha go galefa ga gagwe kwa dipontshong tsa bodiragatsi, mo lekgetlong leno kwa setshwantshong se mo go sone Jesu a bontshiwang e le mosadi yo o sa aparang. Ratoropo o ne a re, "Matlakala ano ga se selo se ke batlang go se leba fa ke ya kwa musium le mohumagadi wa me."[citation needed]
- Gore modiragatsi John Travolta a ikutlwe a babalesegile mo sefofaneng sa gagwe sa private, o rekile nša e e dupelang dibomo. Ka bomadimabe bakeng sa bodiragatsi, ntja e tlile filimi tse borataro go setse go le thari .
- Go ne ga itsisiwe gore Ricky Martin o tla diragatsa kwa Segopotsong sa Lincoln jaaka karolo ya go tlhongwa ga ga tautona Bush. Go bonala, kgato ya ntlha ya ga Rre Bush ya go busetsa seriti sa botautonae le go dira gore naledi ya sesepa e opele "She Bangs" kwa tlase ga Mogolodi yo Mogolo.[citation needed]
- Gale Norton, motlhophiwa wa ga tautona Bush wa go nna Mokwaledi wa Merero ya Selegae, o boleletse komiti ya Senate mo bekeng eno, "Ke ikaeletse go dira gore tshomarelo ya matlotlo a bosetšhaba a Amerika e nne selo se se tlang pele mo go nna." Kwa godimo ga lenaane la gagwe ke Mogwebi wa Oil ya Lefatla wa Amerika.[go tlhokega nopolo]
- Kwa Washington beke e e fetileng, badiredibagolo ba Mokgatlho wa Bosetšhaba wa Ditlhobolo ba ne ba kopana le setlhopha sa baithuti ba sekolo se segolo ba le makgolo a mabedi. Go ne go sena bafalodi.
- Ka Mosupologo, Mmueledi Mogolo John Ashcroft o ntshitse tlhagiso ya borukhutlhi a kopa Maamerika otlhe go nna mo tlhokomelong e e kwa godimo mo bekeng eno. Mme ka Labotlhano o ne a itsise gore nako ya go nna mo tlhokomelong e e kwa godimo e tla atolosiwa go ya go ile. Ke akanya gore ke buelela Maamerika otlhe fa ke re: Bitch, ga ke kake ka nna kelotlhoko go feta ka fa ke setseng ke le ka teng! Go siame, ke bula poso yame ka di-tong tsa salate , ke tsaya passport yame ke tsena mo shawareng le nna. Ke lebeletse CNN thata ke lora ditoro tsa thakanelo dikobo ka Wolf Blitzer.wareng ka se: o nne o le mo tlhokomelong e e feletseng. Ke tla gatsetsa tlhogo jaaka Walt Disney, mme o ka ntsosa fa sengwe le sengwe se le tsidifaditswe. Go siame?[go tlhokega nopolo]
- Seopedi sa pele sa pop Tiffany o ne a itira sekao sa centerspread sa kgatiso ya kgwedi eno ya makasine wa Playboy. Tiffany, Mokolobetsi yo o ineetseng, o ne a nna fa fatshe le morwadie yo mmotlana mme a mmontsha makasine wa Cosmopolitan o o neng o re "O bona tswina ya dinotshe? Mme ga a gaufi le go nna maemo a a kwa godimo jaaka bomme bano".[go thokega nopolo ]
- Go ya ka patlisiso e ntšha, basadi ba ba mo manyalong a a kgotsofatsang ga ba tshwarwe thata ke malwetse a pelo go feta basadi ba ba sa nyalwang. Ka jalo lo se ka lwa tshwenyega, basadi ba ba jewang ke bodutu, lo tla bo lo sule mo bogautshwaneng.[go tlhokega nopolo ]
- Le fa Martha Stewart a itlhabisitse ditlhong thata go ka nna le maemo a semmuso kwa Omnimedia, kompone e ka nna ya bo e sa ntse e dirisa leina la gagwe le ditshwantsho tsa gagwe go rekisa dikhumo tsa bone. O a itse, go tshwana le Clinton le democrats.
- Ka kopo ya Kereke ya catholic, moletlo wa tlhakanelodikobo wa malatsi a le mararo o o neng o tla tshwarwa gaufi le Rio de Janeiro o ne wa phimolwa ka Labotlhano o o fetileng. Ka jalo go na le moo ke ne ka fetsa mafelobeke ke phepafatsa folete ya me. Barulaganyi ba orgy ba ne ba solofetse banna ba le 1500, le bomme ba le boferabobedi.
- Go ya ka dipego, Britney Spears o boleletse ba lelapa le ditsala tsa gagwe tse dikgolo gore ene le monna wa gagwe yo mosha Kevin Federline ba solofetse ngwana wa bone wa ntlha. Go fitlha ga jaana, ga go na lefoko la gore a e tla nna pimp kgotsa ho.
- Helmut Simon, yo dingwaga di le 13 tse di fetileng a neng a fitlhela masalela a dingwaga di le 5 000 a monna wa pele ga history a gatsetse mo aese ya aese ya Alpine, ene ka boene o nyeletse mo dithabeng tsa Alps tse di khurumeditsweng ke kapoko. Helmut, fa o ka nkutlwa, o se ka wa ineela. Thuso e mo tseleng mo dingwageng di le dikete di le tlhano.
- Monna yo o neng a tlhaselwa ke bolwetse jwa pelo fa a ne a le esi mo ntlong ya gagwe o ne a bolokwa fa ntša ya gagwe e ne e mo tlisetsa mogala gore a kgone go leletsa go kopa thuso. Le fa go ntse jalo, go tshwanetse ga elwa tlhoko gore mo go nngwe le nngwe ya dikgang tseno tse di amang pelo, go na le tse dingwe di le dikete tse mo go tsone ntša e nnang fela foo jaaka seeleele mme e go lebeletse o swa.[nopolo ea tlhokafala ]
- Bill O'Reilly o rarabolotse kgetsi ya gagwe ya go kgerisiwa ka thakanelo dikobo kwa ntle ga kgotlatshekelo mo bekeng eno. Se ke se a neng a tshwanetse go se bua ka ga yone mo O'Reilly Factor ya Labone:
Teko e e setlhogo eno jaanong e fedile semmuso mme ga nkitla ke tlhola ke bua ka yone gape.
Mme ke tla dira jalo! 'Ka gore ke rata karolo e e reng o batla go itlotsa falafel mo mabeleng a mohumagadi yoo le karolo e e reng o rata di-vibrator jang, le karolo e e reng o ne o e dumela jang fa seaka se go bolelela gore o na le tlhogo e kgolo? Ke rata dikarolo tseo tsotlhe mme ke tla nna ke bua ka tsone. Bontsi.
- Ka tsholofelo ya go ratana le batho ba pele ba New York ba ba nnang kwa Florida, letsholo la ga Bush le dira dipapatso tsa seromamowa koo, tse di nang le boratoropo ba pele ba New York e bong Rudy Giuliani le Ed Koch. Dipapatso di simolola ka gore, "Dumelaaa. Ke rona lebaka la go bo o TLOGILE."[nopolo e tlhokega]
- Sentle, gompieno kwa New York, morago ga dikgwedi di le dintsi tsa go aga le go lebelela pele, Star Jones o ne a dira history mme a nna motho wa ntlha go nyala.
- Bekeng ena, mokgoboketsi wa dipeni Gene Sukie o ile a ya bankeng mme a ntsha tjhelete ya diponto tse 10 000 tsa dipeni tseo a neng a di bokelletse dilemong tse masome a mabedi le bone, tse neng di le boleng bo fetang didolara tse 14 000. Mme, e le ruri, ke ne ke le mo moleng ka fa morago ga gagwe.
- Go begilwe fa Guy Ritchie a latlhetse mosadi wa gagwe Madonna mo karolong e nnye ya go tsamaya mo filiming ya gagwe e ntšhwa, Revolver. Madonna o tla tshameka karolo ya mosadi yo o senyang filimi.[nopolo e a tlhokefala]
- Go ne ga begwa gore New York Knicks e fentse metshameko yotlhe e le lesome le bobedi ya kwa gae e e neng e tsenetswe ke maselamotse David Blaine. Mmueledi wa Knicks o ile a re, 'fa e le gore seno ke sone se se tlhokegang go fenya, ga go tlhokege.'[nopolo ea tlhokega]
- Kgotlatshekelokgolo ya Washington State ka Labone e itsisitse go sekegwa ga dingwaga di le pedi ga mmueledi yo o tshwerweng a tlhakanelo dikobo kwa kgolegelong le mosekisiwa wa polao ya gararo yo a neng a mo emetse. Haha! Metlae mo go lona, di-dummies...tota ga ke mmueledi.[nopolo ea tlhokega ]
- Morwarraagwe Bill Clinton e bong Roger o tshwerwe mo bekeng eno ka ntlha ya go kgweetsa a itshietse thata kwa California mme morago ga moo a latlhelwa kwa ntle ga marekisetso a dijo morago ga go tshosetsa molebedi wa kgoro. Le fa go ntse jalo, Roger Clinton e sa ntse e le leloko le le sa tlhabiseng ditlhong thata mo lelapeng la gagwe.
- Sponge Bob Square Pants e tla simolola go gasiwa kwa China ka Sedimonthole gore dimilionere tsa badiri ba factory di kgone go itse gore ba dira eng. Mme batlhatlhobi ba China ba laetse gore leina la pontsho eno le fetolwe go nna "CleaningpadCharlie RectangleShorts"[go tlhokega nopolo]
- Polaroid e lemosa bareki gore ba se ka ba reetsa karolo ya pina ya Outkast ya Hey Ya! e e bolelelang batho gore ba "e tshikinye jaaka setshwantsho sa Polaroid", ka gonne seo tota se ka senya ditshwantsho. Mo kgannyeng e e amanang le eno, Bacardi o tlhagisa batho ba bakhutshwane gore ba nne le maikarabelo mme ba se ka ba “nwa Bacardi jaaka e kete ke letsatsi la matsalo la ga Dey.”
- Malatsi a mabedi pele ga konsata ya ga Britney Spears ya HBO go tswa kwa Las Vegas, mongwe o ne a thuba mo kamoreng ya gagwe ya go apara mme a utswa jumpsuit e tshweu, e e tlhotlheleditsweng ke Elvis e a neng a e apere go rotloetsa tiragalo eo. Mme o itse eng, ga ke e busetse! Ke e boloka jaanong, ke ya me![nopolo e tlhokega]
- FOX e tlhama motseletsele o mosha wa go ratana wa boammaaruri o o bidiwang Playing it Straight, o mo go one mogaisani wa mosadi a tla ratanang le banna ba le lesome le bone ba ba sa nyalwang, bangwe ba bone e le basodoma, mme bangwe e le ba ba tlhamaletseng. Pontsho e ne e bidiwa kwa tshimologong Maitemogelo a college ya Tina Fey.
- CBS e itsisitse gore ga e kitla e gasa papatso e e fentseng ya moveon.org e e kgatlhanong le Bush ka nako ya super bowl, e bolela gore ga e gase se se bidiwang "dipapatso tsa kgang." Unless kgang e le gore basetsana ke di slut tsa biri.
- Patlisiso nngwe ya bosheng e ne ya itsise gore diperesente di le masome a matlhano le bobedi tsa basha botlhe ba ba saenang maikano a go nna makgarebane ba a ikana mo dikgweding di le lesome le bobedi. Fa ke le mo motshamekong wa me.[nopolo e a tlhokega]
- MTV e itsisitse mo bekeng eno gore paka e e latelang ya The Real World e tla thuntshiwa kwa Detroit, fela jaaka maloko a le mmalwa a batshameki.
- NBC e itsisitse mo bekeng eno gore ba tla bo ba tlhagisa filimi ya sesupa ditshwantsho ya diura di le tharo e e theilweng mo botshelong jwa ga Rudolph Giuliani. Go dira gore baesekopo eno e nne ya mmatota, moanelwa wa ga Giuliani tota ga a ratege go fitlha ka metsotso e le lesome le botlhano ya bofelo, fa mongwe le mongwe a mo rata.
- Mo potsolotsong, Paris Hilton o ne a bua jalo ka ene le kgaitsadie, "Batho ba rata go re tlhoa. Mme fa o re itse, o a re rata. Mme fa o re itse tota, o tsenwa ke bolwetse jwa thosola."
- Wafah Dufour bin Laden, setlogolo sa ga Osama bin Laden o saenile konteraka go tshameka mo pontshong ya boammaaruri...e e bidiwang Go relela le Ditlogolo tsa Dirukhutlhi.[nopolo ea tlhokega]
- Makasine wa Maxim o sa tswa go golola lenaane la one la ngwaga le ngwaga la batho ba le 100 ba ba tumileng, mme Eva Longoria o ne a le mo maemong a ntlha, mme a latelwa ke Jennifer Garner le Lindsay Lohan. Fa nna, gape, ke ne ke le mo maemong a a fa gare ga Bonnie Hunt le Joy Behar.[nopolo e a tlhokega]
- Kwa Dikabong tsa Grammy tse di tlang, Jennifer Lopez le Marc Anthony ba tla diragatsa mmogo e le lekgetlo la ntlha, e le monna le mosadi. Ka tsholofelo mmino.[nopolo e a tlhokega]
- Fa bobedi jo bo lapisitswe ke go tlhakanela dikobo, rona ba bangwe re na le tsholofelo efe?
- [a bua ka go kgaogana gaga Brad Pitt le Jennifer Aniston][go tlhokega nopolo]
- Thaba ya Brokeback e ne ya gololwa mafelobeke a a fetileng. E tlhomologile ka go nna ya ntlha ya Bophirima e basimane ba ba siameng ba e bonang kwa bofelong.[go tlhokega nopolo]
Karolo ya "Botsa Tina" go tswa mo webosaeteng ya NBC ya 30 Rock
[edit | edit source]- Potso ya ntlha e tswa kwa mothong yo o ipitsang "Moganetsi." A re, "Dumela, Tina, ke a go rata mo pontshong. Go ya ka pono ya me e e ikokobeditseng, fa pontsho e kgarameletsa melelwane kwa pele, o feleletsa o na le batho ba le bantsi ba ba nang le phisego mo matlhakoreng a bedi. O akanyang ka go tshwaiwa diphoso go pontsho e go bonang ?" Ke akanya gore batho ba ba reng ba rata pontsho mme ba akanya gore e monate mme ba kwala ditshekatsheko tse di siameng ka yone, ba-ba nepile le gore batho ba ba sa rateng pontsho ka lebaka lengwe le lengwe gongwe-ba e tlhakanya fela le Studio 60.
- Se ke, uh, go tswa mo "RedSoxGirl02," um, ka jalo motho yoo o na le dingwaga di le nne, ke akanya, ka gonne selo sa bone ke "02."
- "Ga ke dumele gore o sa tswa go nna le ngwana. O dira jang?"
[kgaotsa]
Lesea le simolola go fologa...le fa seo se diraga ga o kgone-e a tswa. O ka letlelela kgotsa nnyaa, ngwana o a tswa. Ka jalo ke ka fa ke dirileng ka teng.
- "A tota ditlhogo tse dikgolo tsa NBC di ela tlhoko diboto tseno tsa melaetsa?" Um, ga ke itse gore a ba bala diboto tsa melaetsa. Ke solofela jalo, ka gonne ke kwala di-post tsa maaka di le masome a matlhano go ya go di le sekete ka beke, bontsi jwa tsone, uh, ke re ke siame tota le gore ga go ope yo o siame jaaka nna. So, ke solofela gore ba reetsa seo ka gore ke leka go bona raise.
- "Ka jalo, Alec Baldwin; modiragatsi yo mogolo kgotsa modiragatsi yo mogolo go gaisa botlhe?" Ke tla re "modiragatsi yo mogolo"; Mogolo...yo o tshelang...Moamerika...modiragatsi...mo...lelapeng la ga Baldwin...ka maele.
- "Ba dirile baesekopo ya ditshwantsho tse di hepisang ka ga Sarah Palin, mme ene modiragatsi yoo, Lisa Ann, o ne a ntshamekela mo mofuteng wa ditshwantsho tsa tlhakanelo dikobo hepisang t 30 Rock. Se se gakgamatsang ke gore, mo go rona ka boraro jwa rona, Lisa Ann o itse thata ka pholisi ya mafatshe a sele ."
Mo Baamogeding ba Baeng ba SNL
[edit | edit source]- Ka ga Matthew McConaughey: "O ne a nna a apola hempe ya gagwe, o ne a re "Ee, ke yone kgwebisano ya me, ke mogote." Re ne ra nna le kopano letsatsi lengwe ka ura ya bo lesome le bongwe, pele fela ga pontsho mme o tsena mo kopana le hempe e apere se jaaka sarong ya bogologolo e e mouta... Ga a nkge sentle, nnyaa."
Mo Lefikeng la 30
[edit | edit source]- Mo go 30 Rock le Studio 60 le Sunset Strip e e neng e gasiwa ka one ngwaga oo: "Gongwe re tla feleletsa re dirile crossover e e boitshegang, mo moanelwa wa ga Matthew Perry mo motshameko wa betelela moanelwa wa me mo metlaeng—mme morago ga moo 'Law & Order . ' setlhopha se rarabolola bosenyi."
Go tswa go Bossypants, Borokwa jo bonnye, 2011
[edit | edit source]- "Ke kgato e e kgatlhang ya boikgogomoso go swetsa ka gore fela ka gonne o sa rate sengwe, ga se sentle."
Mo Metlaeng
[edit | edit source]- "Fa o batla go tshegisa bareetsi, o apesa monna jaaka mosadimogolo mme o mo kgoromeletsa kwa tlase ka ditepisi. Fa o batla go tshegisa bakwadi ba metlae, o kgoromeletsa mosadimogolo wa mmatota kwa tlase ka ditepisi."[1]