Wq/ha/Dave Attell
Dave Attell, (an haife shi a ranar 18 ga watan Janairu a shikara ta 1965), ɗan wasan barkwanci ne, na Amurka, ɗan wasan kwaikwayo, kuma marubuci, wanda aka fi sani da mai watsa shirye-shiryen, Comedy Central's Insomniac tare da Dave Attell.
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[edit | edit source]"Skanks don Memories" Mahaukaciya ce kamar yadda aka fada a hannun hannunta, ko kuwa tana kallon zanin gadona? ban sani ba! Mutane suna da kariya sosai, musamman mata, ya sani. Haba mata. Na ba wa wata yarinya tic-tac lokaci guda. Ya san abin da ta ce da ni "Oh ina bukatan daya? Numfashina ne? Kuna tsammanin ina bukatan daya?" Ina kama, ina ƙoƙarin zama kyakkyawa ne kawai. Idan zan baka wani abu da kake bukata sai in baka gashin gashin baki da rigar da ke cewa ‘Zara daya a lokaci daya’. Jima'i ba shi da mahimmanci; shi ne bangaren baya lokacin da kuke tsirara kuma yana da dumi. Kallon rana ta fito ta cikin gilashin gilashin kana kallon idonta mai kyau kuma ka taimaka mata daure a kafarta kuma ka sani: ka yi lalata da dan fashi. Kawuna ya haifi jariri kuma ina kallon yadda take shayar da jarirai biyu, kuma zan gaya muku mata: abin mamaki ne.